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Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes Looking for some funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids? Look no further. This turkey humor is sure to have the friends and family laughing until it hurts.

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

1. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
2. Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays..

3. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
4. Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
Because he already had drum sticks!
5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
6. What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A jerky turkey.
7. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

8. What has feathers and webbed feet?
A Turkey wearing scuba gear.
9. What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey.
10. What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
French flies.
11. What kind of vegetable would you like on thanksgiving?
Beets me!
12. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.
13. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
14. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
15. How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
16. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
17. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
18. What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
19. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
20. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
21. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

22. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
23. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
24. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week.
25. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
26. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.
27. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
28. Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it.

29. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
30. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
31. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?
A: A Tur-key!

 

Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?
A: A Plymouth

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The G

32. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
33. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
34. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring MayFlowers.

Q: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
A: The Scholar Ships.

Q: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
A: On the Mooooo-flower.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Clean Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Q: Why was the turkey in jail?
A: Fowl play.

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock.

Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Q: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
A: Plymouth.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.

Q: What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
A: Puritan.

Q: What do you call Thanksgiving for selfish people?
A: Thanks-taking.

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.

Q: What do comedians call thanksgiving?
A: Pranks-giving.

Q: What do pilgrim’s learn in school?
A: Pilgrammar.

Q: What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?
A: A Tur-key!

Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?
A: A Plymouth

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?
A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The G

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